SNAGGLETOOTH™.
This.
Sucks.
Ilhabela, Brazil, with my loves.
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View from the hotel in Wife’s hometown, Atibaia. ⛰??
Driving around São Paulo is like trying to say the alphabet backwards drunk while people yell random letters at you
MASP is lovely… ??
No more overnight flights ever, I proclaimed – but look at this sunrise over São Paulo yesterday from the plane…
Last night (admittedly with the help of wine), I slept away from home without Ambien for the first time in years… somehow.
Today is a good day. ☀
(Also Brazilian food is SO GOOD, even the food that’s not Brazilian. I had the most divine grilled vegan bruschetta last night… how am I supposed to go back to stupid US food after this?)
Wife started a Tumblr for me where she reblogs only cute, happy, funny stuff that I’ll like (since I finally abandoned hellsite™️ myself but missed the fun parts).
My favorite part about scrolling through it is imagining the happy little face and squees she must have made when seeing the cute animals. ❤️
He’s so cute I am DED
Me: *farts*
Apple Watch: You have achieved your Move goal!